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Jacque Montana is an American Legend. He was originally a Trapper and Fur Trader, but later became known as the face behind the Jacque Strap. Uncle Jacque planted the hillsides of his native Colorado home with a special Hybred Fur tree that he discovered.  When ripe,he would harvest the beautiful Fur strips off the trees and shave the fur off imediately. He discovered that this process would make the pelts  soft, smooth and fragrant. Jacque liked the silky smooth feel and texture so much, he named the new species after his love, the Indian Princess, Nylonia Bear Beaver. His Nylon trees soon became the rage of the free world.Today you will see his trees growing indoors throught our great land.You may even have some in your home and dont even know that Uncle Jacque discovered them.

Uncle Jacque soon discovered that this material was just perfect for making Guitar Straps. He contacted Nylonia's tribe the, "Wemakem foryou"  Tribe of the Sew Indians....... and the rest is history.The Jacque Straps are the smoothest and most comfortable guitar strap you will ever know. In addition they are at leasr 6" longer than any of our competitors. We continue Uncle Jacque's motto today........... "Spreading Jacque Itch throughout the country, one strap at a time."

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P.J. is an underemployed Florida musician (AKA- LOSER) still trying to find himself.  PJ discvovered our stylish Jacque Straps after one of those "bad" nights. It seems that his Canadian parrot "Perri A"   had deposited  the remnants of his dinner of fruits & berries all over PJ's shirt and guitar strap. The designs  had become so unique colorful that we decided to market them. PJ them went to work searching every Tiki Bar and Dive throuhgout the Carribbean looking for a salesman that could provide such patterns. He finally hooked up with the right person, Polly Nesia .. The Polly Nesian paterns were just what PJ was searching for. Check out the "Pooperee of colors".
Now he wants it all! Panama Jacque has recently taken control of Jacque Straps .... He got Uncle Jacque drunk in Fort Myer Beach and shipped him off to the everglades
Oh where are you uncle Jacque? We heard from the Semanole Indians that Jacque has stopped chasing Beavers, for Otters....... Please dont say he's with the Gaytors or Manatees!!!!

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